That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
