You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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