At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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