Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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