1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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