Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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