Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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