he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
