Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I would ride that face into the sunset
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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