plz talk dirty to me
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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