I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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