why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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