At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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