I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Someone signed my nipple.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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