He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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