all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Rumble strips road head = magical
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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