He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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