Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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