do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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