Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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