Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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