Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
