I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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