two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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