: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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