Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Watching her eat just hurts me
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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