Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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