MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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