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He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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