That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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