I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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