cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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