On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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