You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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