I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm gonna have a badass scar
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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