the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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