dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
