So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Randomize
