wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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