He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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