Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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