Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
