talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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