The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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