homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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