Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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