Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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