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(206): View more from Washington

Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.

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(213): View more from California

Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood

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(404): View more from Georgia

to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy

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(351): View more from Massachusetts

the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.

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(765): View more from Indiana

We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?

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(310): View more from California

I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis

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(586): View more from Michigan

I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.

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(334): View more from Alabama

You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.

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