She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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