Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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