I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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