At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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