final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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