There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I wear drunk well.
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